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The problems with Lightsabers

Lightsabers. Everyone even vaguely aware of Star Wars knows that a lightsaber is a best weapon ever. “not as clumsy as a blaster”. It’s what I’ll have during the zombie apocalypse.

Now, my rant. If you cut any other mechanical weapon in half, it will not function properly. So why did Darth Maul’s continuing functioning properly after it was cut in half?

What really doesn’t make sense about broken lightsabers is that in Attack of the Clones, Anakin’s lightsaber gets fucked up and doesn’t work. Good story writing Lucas.

Now every casual fan of Star Wars knows that Luke’s lightsaber was changed from blue to green for Return of the Jedi because blue didn’t show up well enough against the sunny landscape of Tatooine. But logically, it really should’ve been blue. His first lightsaber (Anakin’s) was blue. The one he built on Tatooine during Shadows of the Empire was modeled after Obi-Wan’s (ever wonder why their lightsabers were identical, aside from the colour of the blade, that’s why). Blue would’ve been logical, although green is pretty cool, especially in the darkness during the fight on the Death Star and it blended well with the trees on Endor.

IMO, there also should’ve been more of a story about Count Dooku. He was pretty much the best thing about the prequel trilogy. Idk how much the Clone Wars movie and TV shows goes into it, but there’s not a whole lot. Just that he used to be on the Jedi council, and that Yoda trained him, he trained Qui-Gon Jinn, and then became a Sith. I bet when he was a Jedi he had a green lightsaber. Thoughts? He’s definitely the coolest Sith after Darth Vader, (Darth Sidious and Darth Maul can’t hold a candle to those two) plus he’s got a super cool curved lightsaber hilt.

One more plot hole. I believe it’s in either the Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi, Obi-Wan’s ghost mentions being trained by Yoda, although he was clearly trained by Qui-Gon. Now I suppose he was indirectly trained by Yoda because he trained Count Dooku who trained Qui-Gon, but it’s still a plot hole.

Now obviously having stormtroopers and clone troopers being clones of Jango Fett was an idea after the first trilogy. But why have all the commanders, captains, lieutenants and others who might be in charge be clones in the prequels, yet the Empire hires regular people (who they have to pay! unlike the clones, presumably) to do those duties in addition to commanding the Star Destroyers and Death Stars in the good trilogy. Why outsource for humans when there’s plenty of clones available? It’s just not efficient.

Always remember and don’t forget:

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”

CSI Miami finished.

Yeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(G/A GDD…)

lol

So CBS announced on the 13th that CSI: Miami was getting cancelled after 10 awesome seasons full of sunglasses. It was pretty obvious though, has anyone ever seen a season finale like the season 10 finale that wasn’t also a series finale? The only real problem I have with this is that there’s tons of unanswered questions and stories that got built up and then… nothing! First. Kyle’s crazy mom, Julia. She never even gets mentioned again after she goes nuts and gets institutionalized. And for the only main character to have a kid, there’s not a whole lot of Kyle either. Having him join the army was a convenient way of basically writing him out of the show. Disappointing. And on the topic of Horatio’s family, why didn’t Susie & Madison call him or appear on the show after season 3? Do you just not talk to your family for 7 years? And then there’s Ron Saris. He married Julia and was doing something illegal (I think it was something to do with bullets) and Horatio fakes his death and then comes back and shoots him, the boat blew up, his body wasn’t found and he comes back several episodes later kinda looking like a cross between Harvey Dent (Two-Face) and Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka) and as a confidential informant and total douchebag. They had a grudge against each other (duh!) and it was IMO it was hinted that he’d be back and it would end up with him actually dead but instead never gets seen again.

And sure lots of people don’t like Horatio and the sunglasses and one-liners. Ever heard of being dramatic people? It’s often seen of television shows involving drama.

Oh, and you can’t forget about über corrupt cop Lt. Stetler (stole and blew up a car, killed people, stole diamonds and tried to frame Ryan for it).

Anyone remember that episode when Ryan and Natalia go on a date at the end and then nothing ever gets said about it ever again? What’s up with that? Even if they decided to “just be friends”. Something could’ve been said or hinted at. And on the topic of CSIs dating, what the fcuk was up with Eric and Calliegh? Together. Not together. They were worse than lightswitch. I would’ve preferred to see them together at the end of the series though.

They wrote in way too many characters! and had lots of loose ends that now, defintely won’t get answered.

I know there’s probably more. But this is all I can think of at the moment.

Also, it’s not cool to hear about CSI: Miami getting cancelled from Letterman. It happened four days before he mentioned it! They should’ve updated their Twitter!!! They at least could’ve tweeted something like “CBS has not renewed CSI: Miami for an 11th season.” how fucking hard is that? No, instead, don’t tweet anything and wait for people to find out from Letterman!! (btw, it’s the official CBS CSI:Miami that I follow on Twitter, it’s even got the blue checkmark, also, not trying to trash Dave, he’s awesome)

Who’d sign an online petition to bring back CSI: Miami?

That is all. Fuck you CBS! There, now that is all.

Upon opening Tumblr I see I started a rant on lightsabers that will be posted at a later date.

Tumblr sucks at saving drafts!

Warning: lots of profanity ahead:

So I had this big bitchfest all typed out and then I saved it and closed tumblr to finish it later and when I came back it wasn’t here! Grrr! Fuck you tumblr and fuck JK Rowling.

Which bring me back to my original subject. Harry fucking Potter. I watched all the movies a few weeks ago and have been thinking about how much I didn’t like them. Now I didn’t read the last two books and I won’t lie and say I will. I also didn’t finish reading the fifth book although I still have it in my possession, I just lost interest in reading those books several years ago. Obviously, since I only finished four of the books, it’s obviously obvious I’m not the biggest Potter fan. You and your blues is the best song I’ve heard in a long time. Go fucking listen to it. Right meow. I just have several remarks about the films, things I liked, lots of things I didn’t like. To start with, yes, fighting evil wizards will probably result in some casualties, but she totally overdid it! Sirius, Hedwig, Dumbledore, Snape, Robert Pattinson, that Weasley one, Mad-Eye and that’s all I remember at 3:28 am. I’m positive there’s more. Like Nagini (just kidding!). I didn’t like all that elder wand/true owner BS that saved Harry too, I also didn’t like that bus in the Prisoner of Azkaban (it’s name escapes me atm). Almost all of the movies were über awesome, and I thought they were pretty gnarly at making pages into moving pictures. In general, I liked the dragons, and generally everything about the fourth film, everything about how the ministry of magic was portrayed (not at all how I imagined), house-elves, how much of a rotten bitch Umbridge was, the flying motorcycle, the Malfoys and several other things I’m not thinking of. Did you know the guy that played Hagrid was in two 007 films? I didn’t like, in addition to what I already said: Voldemort, he should’ve been more Voldemorty. Idk what that means, he just wasn’t I though he would be, he should’ve been Emperor Palpatiney. Also, I don’t think killing off all those characters was necessary, that should’ve been earlier. The Deathly Hallows should’ve been one long-ass film, not two, I’ll bitch more on this later. It REALLY pisses me off. Stupid kids these days… Okay. I guess I’m done bitching about Harry Potter so now I’m onto two part films that should/could be one. Breaking Dawn, Kill Bill and Deathly Hallows. Cough Cough. Sure, it’d be long. Ben-Hur and Spartacus were pretty long. I blame the greed of movie studio and that fact that most people in this day and age don’t have the attention span to sit thru a four or five hour movie. Why make people pay for one ticket when we can release them a few months apart and charge them for two tickets?

I thought this would’ve made me tired. Unsuccessfulness achieved. I don’t feel I used enough profanities.

Shit piss fuck cumt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat.

Screw Flanders. haha. Who gets that?

“Your bad mood’s permanent
Communication breakdown
Like watching someone reinvent
Their 19th nervous breakdown”

My favourite albums of 2011:

Siberia - LIGHTS (probably my favorite album of this year, got to see her again this year too. It was a huge letdown My Boots wasn’t included, but still amazing #awesomeasfuck)

Neighborhoods - blink-182 (been waiting for this one for several years, doesn’t compare at all to their 2003 album, but almost nothing could ever top that, this also, might be my favorite one of the year. At least blink didn’t have nine minutes of droning synth at the end coughlightscough)

Bestival Live 2011 - The Cure (just a live performance of The Cure at Bestival, September 10, 2011, sounds very natural, like they didn’t spend 3 months between the recording and the release doing overdubs coughkisscough)

Love Part 2 - Angels & Airwaves (the second part to Love Part 1)

Soul Punk - Patrick Stump (not like Fall Out Boy at all. Very pop, kinda ’80s sounding (like Prince or Springsteen), but uniquely Patrick Stump)

All You Need is Now - Duran Duran (technically a 2010 album but the physical copy wasn’t released until March)

Get Your Heart On! - Simple Plan (so good you won’t believe it’s Simple Plan)

The Big Roar - The Joy Formidable (Whirring. That is all) LISTEN TO IT!! (the rest of it is also good)

This is Gonna Hurt - Sixx:A.M. (if this was crap, would it be on my list?)

Awesome as Fuck - Green Day (live album, American Idiot is amazing, or perhaps, awesome as fuck)

Screaming Bloody Murder - Sum 41 (a let down in my opinion, but they don’t drop albums every year, in fact, Underclass Hero (their last album) came out six days after Liam was born, he’s now going to school)

Ever After - Marianas Trench (Too orchestra-ee, like Queen wannabes, not enough pop-punk-rock stuff)

This will forever stand as a record of what I thought was good music released in 2011. Pretty good list, I think.

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Xmas movies to watch.

Just a note to myself. Xmas movies to watch before the 25th. South Park Xmas episodes (especially the “merry fucking Christmas” one), Christmas vacation, Rudolph (the one with the dentist elf, talking snowman and bumble), On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. Maybe the Grinch (animated, not the Jim Carrey crap). Oh, and the Charlie Brown Xmas special.

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Yeah, so I downloaded the tumblr app for my iPhone. Now look at me tumbl! I’m getting excited for Xmas, despite having not bought anything except stuff for Liam. I think I should try to get an Xmas movie in this afternoon. Is it lame I’m more excited for turkey n eggnog with rum n stuff than I am for presents this year? So, no Nonsense anymore. It’s about time! Just waiting for my current project to get going, I’m getting really anxious. Everyone involved is really talented, it’s gonna be fantastic. I wanna watch OHMSS, definitely my favorite 007 movie, and it has Xmas in it too! If anyone is interested about what happened, go to talkbass.com, bass guitar forums, scroll down to “band management” and find the thread called “hate my band, going to quit, just need to vent” it’s all there and it explains everything. No need to repeat it here. So Alysha brought home this Siast “career guide” on Friday and I was looking thru it, I think I’m interested in a few things, so I’ll have to follow up on that asap and eventually get a real job. I watched Megamind this morning. So funny! Will Ferrell is awesome! Finally got the treadmill together last night! We’re done here now.

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It’s been so long since I posted something on here. Since then, I got an iPhone! But I’m still typing this off my iPod. It’s November. Last post was like July. Winter is here. I’m getting more paranoid of everything each day. This morning I was startled by a door. I think it’s winter. I should download the tumblr app for my iPhone. I bet I’d post more. Lights is this weekend. So excited. Growing a mustache for Movember. I’m so sick of it. It’s only the 15th. I hate it. I think that’s all for now. Still no pink Mark Hoppus Fender Jazz bass, lol. Untitled album is still amazing. Way better than Neighborhoods.

celebrity skin? oh make me over?

So Amy Winehouse died a few days ago. Now she’s everywhere and is destined to be as popular as Nirvana or The Doors and another entry into that “27 club” since she was actually mildly famous… Random thought… I wonder if she had twitter…

I just don’t understand why someone prematurely dying makes their music so much better than someone who’s still alive, healthy and has a large catalog of music if the two musicians are of the same genre and pretty much the same? Of course the longer you’re around the more likely you are to sell out and alienate fans. Dead people don’t do that, their widows do that for them and make the deceased’s fans hate them more coughyokocoughcourtney.

, is it because that’s pretty much all that will be released (Hendrix is exempt from that statement), is it the public and the media’s sick obsession with death, tragedy and downfalls? Btw, I started writing this on the toilet on my iPod, that’s right, you’re reading toilet writings!

Just found this as I went to post a new post. I’m gonna leave it as is. Obviously not finished. Never will be. I like things like that. Movies that never got finished. Careers cut short by death. Similar to the above blog. Because it’s always “what would they have done next?” would Cliff Burton have quit Metallica and started using Sansamp had he not been crushed by a bus? Where would Nirvana had gone? Would we still be cursed by the Foo Fighters?

I would also like to say that I’m not exempt from being obsessed by dead celebrities. John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe and JFK all pop into mind. John’s music would still better than Paul, Ringo or George’s solo stuff even if he was still alive and re-retired and never released anything after 1980. Not trying to prove anything about anyone or anything. I’m just typing.